Don't cross me, I might bite

Today has started out as a REALLY crummy day. I am going to vent for a minute, so either listen to me or not, I really don't care. I woke up feeling horrible. My throat is swollen and hurts, I can't stop coughing and sneezing. I cancelled work, which is a plus, but the more I am awake, the worse I feel. The doctor's office is closed till 1 so I can't even make an appointment and to top off the fabulous morning, my cell phone slipped off my desk and cracked. The screen is ok thankfully, but I definitely will need a new phone. So now I am going to go lay in bed feeling miserable.